By %@!#$& Hurts
Cub Report
It’s not exactly an about face. Call it a shift in attitude.
High Country spring 2004 season has begun with a vengeance. Over the past 2 weekends the “boys in blue” have managed to rack up 124 points. While only conceding 3 points.
The first game of the season, pit High Country against Columbus. After a relatively slow start, High Country got on track and went on to win 36-3. Strong performance were delivered by all players involved. The tight 5, for ball control and great individual efforts from some key backs. Special recognition for Cheese and Benji as our 2 men of the match. Week 2, High Country again delivered an impressive performance. Marching down to Macon last weekend, HCRFC put their skills to work against an emerging Macon side. Slow starts were not in the repertoire this week. Delivering 6 unanswered tries in the 1st half and tacking on another 8 tries in the 2nd half. Backs and forwards alike shared the 88-3 victory. Tries were awarded to the following players: Kenya (2), Rich Ferry, Tommy(2), Ehole, White Owl/.25 cent, Hipp (2), Cheese, Kristian, Benji, Bad Mitch and Growler. Men of the match were awarded to “Can you spare a dime” Terry and Bad Mitch.
Following the match, the Macon boys graciously hosted High Country. In return, Bad Mitch entertained the crowd with a science experiment. 1 part white liquor, 2 parts nut sack and 4 parts stupidity. Apply generous amounts of white liquor to aforementioned nut sack. Find willing assistant with BIC lighter. Have assistant ignite said nut sack. Beat flaming nut sack until fire is extinguished. If you are interested in additional information, please visit
http://www.imafuckinidiot.com.
At the post game press conference we heard from High Country’s rookie coaching staff. Coach Jaffe stated “for a bunch of fuckwits, 2-0 ain’t bad.” Coach Paco confirmed this sentiment by saying “hey pass that over here and yeah the boys looked good today.” Coach McGhee was unavailable for comment. Unfortunately, his abacus broke and he was busy tallying the day’s statistics by hand.
The spring season in underway and expectations are high for the men in blue. “We are all excited about this season,” Mitch Long said. “My scrotum will burn until we raise the championship trophy over our heads!”
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