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Happiest Day of my Life?
| Graduation | 14.29 % (3) | | Marriage | 4.76 % (1) | | First Child | 4.76 % (1) | | First Try | 19.05 % (4) | | First Zulu | 14.29 % (3) | | Meeting Bad Mitch | 42.86 % (9) | Total Votes: 21 We allow just one vote per day
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Re: Happiest Day of my Life? (Score: 0) by: Anonymous on: Tuesday 22 January @ 16:02:17 | So that really wasn't much of a choice.
Graduation? Hell no! That was just stepping through the threshold of life from zero responsibility and ultimate freedom, to the present living hell of ultimate responsibility, zero freedom, that we call working for a living.
Wedding? Haven't been married, but from those I know that are or have been, that's a joke response uttered only within earshot of the spouse, in hopes that you will still get your once a month missionary, jeez could you hurry up, lay and keep alive the ridiculous notion that you are ever going to get another blowjob.
First Kid? I AM all the kid I can handle! Talk about responsibility? If you had to have apply for a license to have a kid, only about 10 rugby players in the world would be allowed to have them, and I certainly wouldn't be one of them. Can you picture interviewing to have a kid? My qualifications? Well, I am very much in touch with my inner child, in fact he pretty much rules the roost. I also have letters of reference from Mr. Gabe Gullia, Paul Bagby, my attorney and personal savior Flub...
First Try? If condoms came in sizes, I would probably wear a medium at best. Add to that the fact that I was 15 when I scored my first try, it was raining and about 40 degrees, and my penis' naturally shy nature, lets just say I didn't look forward to my first zulu.
First Zulu? See above
So what does that leave? Meeting Bad Mitch. High point of my life? Nope. Does it beat out the other choices, damn skippy! Now, if he would just let me fondle those manbreasts, maybe I could qualify that answer.
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