[Sinbin] RE: Stupid Awards

[Pat B]

I’m not touching that, but I have for your renewed amusement the original “I’m the Real Village Idiot” debate in all its glory...
-----Original Message-----
>> From: George>
>>
>> Date: Friday, March 26, 1999 7:38 PM
>> Subject: Re: HCRFC - Winter / Spring Season is OVER

>> For all the bitching about mailing a check to PJ and calling me a fucker  both indirectly and directly I might like to point out a few things the persecutors have left out:  PJ's address.     The word please.
>>
>> So PLEASE put the address where funds are to be sent on the internet or fax it over to my computer.
>>
>> And no snappy responses from any mental midgits cause I don't want to waste my time crushing you.

>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Head>>
>> Date: Monday, March 29, 1999 11:09 AM
>> Subject: Re: HCRFC - Winter / Spring Season is OVER>>
>> Titro,
>> I'm with you -fuck the midgets.
>> PJ's address is
>> 3029 ******* dr.
>> Atlanta GA 30319
>> your friend
>> G

>> ,Date: Monday, March 29, 1999 9:52 AM
>> Subject: Re: HCRFC - Winter / Spring Season is OVER

>> Despite my simple request some mental midget has managed to fuck up everything.  Gabe, your syphilis infected brain has got you ranting worse than the love child of a Tusceegee test subject.  You have fucked up a perfectly good envelope and stamp by giving me the wrong address. As of today you owe me $.33 plus an envelope.  I specifically said no mental midget fuck ups were to respond.  Please lose my email address and refrain from further polluting my email with erroneous information. If you ask yourself do I know what I am talking about, and you are not sure, then you don't know what you are talking about.  Now go get the swelling of your brain drained and take some penicillin.

>> From: Head>
>> Subject: Re: HCRFC - Winter / Spring Season is OVER
>> First, George there is nothing simple about you. The bane of your existence is like peering through a myriad of lens's and prisms. Even the most simple tasks have to be given a George factor if your are involved.   How you can sit on your pillar of porn tapes and butt plugs and cast stones at the simple people as they go through life bringing good will and humor to others, is unclear to me.  So I made a little joke, I cost you $.33-wa!   While you swill piss, yank your pud, and persecute14 year old immigrant children for not being able to receive a two pronged vibrator, I bring innocent tomfoolery and undue enthusiasm to each situation. Did you not have a fucking clue when the address said atlanta?  I guess you haven't been out to PJ's in the north georgia mtns. (that must have been someone else at his Halloween party that was so giddy because they had an occsion to wear a cock hammock in public and willingly be called loose anus)
>> 
Secondly, you have your pharmaceuticals mixed up. Pencillin is used for infections not to reduce sub-deural hematomas.  Infections are found on the head of your penis not on that pumpkin sized colony found atop your shoulders. Antibiotics, like penicillin have proven to cure even the largest puss filled boils- you should give it a try. I have even heard that once these heat filled sacs are diminshed you will lose the urge to air them out. Decreasing the exposure of the team to the putrid stench and alienable sight of you disrobing in public- The Zulu excuse is getting old, and I have never seen you score. Nonetheless, if You would like a prescription to cure the potatoe head syndrome or seek the support of peers. I can offer you consolation through our non- profit organization- G.L.O.B.E.S. (Good Loving Order of Brotherhood with Extra large Skulls). Mundy and I get together the first wednesday of every month.  And, I am sure we can get you the proper Rx and consult.
medicinally yours
 Head
>> -Date: Tuesday, March 30, 1999 9:06 AM
>> Subject: Re: HCRFC - Winter / Spring Season is OVER
>> >From George :
>>
>> Gabe you encephilitis suffering sphlitic sphincter, HCRFC HC stands for High Country not Heavy Cranium, this is all of our's team.  It is evident that you are uncomfortable with me being at the party.  Partly I am sure because Molly has a crush on me and would like to bear my love child, no doubt she talks of my physical attributes in her sleep.  She was really diggin my weenie bikini.  And she figures that the baby we would make would pass on through like prisimons through a goose, unlike the unnatural circus freak that would have to be pulled from the womb with eightcepts if you and her mated.  It's genetic and there is nothing you can do. Syphulis infects the brain, read what it did to Al Capone.  For syphulis you take penicillin.  I know this because my dad was a pharmisist and because I was going through your medicine cabinet and saw some in there prescribed to you for syphilis while Molly was looking for some toothpaste cause I didn't bring any for the sleep over when you were out of town, fortunately Flub and Bug brought some so it was back to business.  It is true just ask Molly or her bi friend Madonna. Tell Molly that she can move in with me, she keeps asking and I figure with late stage drippy dick that you have it won't be long now before you move in to the extended care facility with Ronald Reagan.

>> -----Date: Tuesday, March 30, 1999 1:29 PM
>> Subject: Re: HCRFC - Winter / Spring Season is OVER
>> >From Gabe :
 Wow, those are some big words. I even had to verify with your mother last evening what they meant.  She suggested you use spell check and I suggested she consult with gynecologist. Don't worry, I won't charge you for the semen storage. And, George, you are correct Molly has mentioned some of your attributes.  Why just the other day as we were passing Atlanta tent, awning and patio she asked about the penis porch around your waist.  It was mainly a structural question. Concerning the strain you must have on your lower back and the fusion of your lower vertebrae.  She also mentioned your webbed neck, the distance between your eyes, and constant intellectual fatigue. She offered the possibility of downs or shaken baby syndrome. Big dick did come up in the conversation as well as circus freak, goose shit and crushing you in your sleep with a blunt object but, I don't think it was in the context you implied.  
Anyway, enough with the personal attacks.  It is evident with your disease infected vocabulary what is on your mind.  And, I know there is help for your condiiton. Your right, we are a team, and a philanthropic team at that.  We are more than willing to help you out. Just as we volunteered for the Special Olympics, Wheel Chair Rugby and SCAN we do have time for you. Don't be alramed that we are wearing a surgical mask and gloves. And, don't hide from your decrepit mental illness, and physical deformities.  We will cope with it as a team.  We do not discriminate against the little people. Just ask Ron, the Jaffes or even the Hanson triplets. We are slowly mainstreaming them.  Ron doen't even wear the protective muzzle anymore. Please we implore you. No more Weenie Bikini's, cock rings, exposed facial features, comments in public, or unscheduled personal appearances.  Don't call us we'll call you. Now, please turn off your computer, unplug your vibrator, remove your nipple clips, put the hamster back in it's cage and go to bed. Molly sends her sympathy and I can imagine your pain.
>>
>> G
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Jeff
>> Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 1999 11:30 AM
>> Subject: Read and vote for the idiot. George vs the Head HCRFC
>>
 This is a test.  Read the following and vote for the idiot.  Read from the bottom to the top so that the order is understood and taken in context.  If you feel that we are both idiots that is understandable but you must choose the bigger idiot. Email me and I'll give the results on Friday.
>> -----Original Message-----
From: George
>> The nicest thing about Molly is that she loves sitting on the porch. And she loves my BIG DICK.  I am sure lucky to have them both for her to sit on.  Unfortunately she said that the thing with Bug, Flub, and myself was just for the weekend and that she wouldn't do that again, and thank God because she wore the epidermis off mister happy.  Mom thanks you for the lay and saw the gyno for some penicillin to kill off that virulent strain of syph that you gave her, but that is niether here nor there.
>>
 As for you this torture will never end.  I'll take Molly out of the picture as she is the innocent love slave that takes to a love enema like Chris Miller at an all you can eat chinese.  She is a real pooper trooper.  But like I said I'll leave her out of this, apologies to the lady.
>>
 You are truly amazingly stupid to think that I believe you are writing these emails so I will ask Lee Jaffe to stop writing them for you. Lee don't sell you honor so cheaply to this bafoon.
>>
 Back to you.  Cease your diatribe.  You were wrong.  You continue in being wrong.  I ask for a vote on fault by all those who recieve this email.
>>
>> The facts:  I asked for pj's address.
>> You gave me your address to send HCRFC funds to.
>> WHo is the idiot? I'll accept the majority opinion.
>> G

Date: Wednesday, March 31, 1999 9:56 AM
Subject: RE: Read and vote for the idiot - George vs the Head of HCRFC
>Can we vote for more than one??

Subject: Re: Read and vote for the idiot - George vs the Head of HCRFC 
From George
I have it on good information that there has been a petition by Gabe on the sly to garner support for his cause. Unlike Gabby I put all the cards on the table and keep him up to date. So far the voting is tight.
1 George
1 the Hansons
1 Tommy Murray
1 Gabe
Don't be left out.
Some girl voted but there is no womens suffurage on this one.Jeff Palm voted for me as well but I haven't counted it yet because I'm thinking his mind is still cloudy from when Mundie dragged him across the parking lot.
➢ >From: Pat 
➢ > >Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 1999 11:36 AM
➢ >To: Kristen 
> >Subject: FW: Read and vote for the idiot. George vs the Head
> >
They honestly want to know who is the bigger idiot!
> >From: Gracy 
> >Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 1999 11:48 AM
> >To: Kristen 
> >Subject: Re: FW: Read and vote for the idiot. George vs the Head

>If I have to single out one idiot, my vote goes to the one who can't spell worth shit (e.g. "pharmasist" and "syphulis").

➢ >From: Kristen 
➢ > >Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 1999 12:50 PM
I am going to have to be a girl and revert to the deal breaker (one could be using spell check): who is better looking?
➢ >Kw
> From: George
> Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 1999 11:43 PM
> Subject: Re: Lads ! Help these Shelias out, would ya.
>
> Well Ms. Smarty Pants,
> Personally I would like to extend a warm welcome to you and your female type friends.  I will enjoy my time with you all. Impersonally, unlike the liberal left wing bed wetting types who are oh so happy to have women voting instead of in the kitchen where they belong, I feel that your vote can be ignored.  The issue is that women have no say in this matter.  If it was a question about what to add to a holandaise sauce your imput would be invaluable, but this is about manly things.  Only the people with a manly thing may vote, so unless you have a moustache butt out.

From: Gracy 
To: Kristen 
Subject: Re: FW: Lads ! Help these Shelias out, would ya.
It's final, this dumbass is the biggest idiot because he still doesn't know how to spell.  Kristen, this one you can pass along!
From: Kristen 
Subject: FW: FW: Lads ! Help these Shelias out, would ya.
And a hearty hello to you too, Webster's. 
greetings new friends!! while our votes clearly are not worthy of being placed in the manly pool, we will forever be thanking Buddha for hurling us into the inner thinking of the challenged male mind. 
hugs and kisses
Kristen
From: George
Subject: Re: Lads ! Help these Shelias out, would ya.
What the hell does that mean.  What is this inner thinking stuff.