[Sinbin] Do you guys ever get email from Nigerians?

[dunnandjaffe at mindspring.com]

This one came from a loft I have for rent.  I thought I would share my response with my friends. 
Mitch
Subject: $1025 / 1br - La France Street Loft for rent
      Hello,
        Im Mr Rammy from West Africa, i will be coming to the state for a business porpose next month, so im interested in occupping ur house for rent as a matter of fact the pay meant we be make out by my client owning me the sum of $4,800in Spain and he told me that he want to issue it out in USPS money order but i can not be bale to cash it here, so what i will have to do is to tell him to issue it to u there in USA so that u be bale to cash it and take out ur money then send me my balance through {WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER} because i want to use the balance to come there to the state for the business transaction. What i will need now to tell him to make out 
      the payment are :
      1} full name 
      2} address with zip code
      3}phone number.
      I will like to hear from u soon as u get this message so i can tell him to make out the 
      payment out to u there fast.
        Rammy
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Dear Rammy:
This all sounds so simple and great.  I wish to give you all of my personal account information.  Please make plans to stay in the guest bedroom of our home untill we can get your unit ready.  
In the mean time, please do not continue to type with the same hand you use as toilet paper.  It is obvious that your fingers keep sliding off the keyboard.  I suspect your office looks like someone took an M-80 and blew up a diaper.  
Rammy, did you know that the latest statistics show that doing business over the internet with Nigerians is considered as safe as base jumping or scratching your sac with a box cutter?  It is true Rammy.  That is why you can have access to everything I own.  You are my brother Rammy.  I wish to consumate our friendship with a ceremonial skull-fucking and bread breaking.
I hope your boil is coming to a head.
Joe the Landlord.
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  From: rammy belion
  Sent: 3/9/2005 6:44 PM
  To: mereditht at resconcepts.com
  Subject: $1025 / 1br - La France Street Loft for rent
        Hello,
          Im Mr Rammy from West Africa, i will be coming to the state for a business porpose next month, so im interested in occupping ur house for rent as a matter of fact the pay meant we be make out by my client owning me the sum of $4,800in Spain and he told me that he want to issue it out in USPS money order but i can not be bale to cash it here, so what i will have to do is to tell him to issue it to u there in USA so that u be bale to cash it and take out ur money then send me my balance through {WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER} because i want to use the balance to come there to the state for the business transaction. What i will need now to tell him to make out 
        the payment are :
        1} full name 
        2} address with zip code
        3}phone number.
        I will like to hear from u soon as u get this message so i can tell him to make out the 
        payment out to u there fast.
          Rammy