[Sinbin] Fw: FW: Canadian: Stay at home, you pathetic whining maggots

[Alex Munoz]

>> 
>>   Interesting article from the Calgary Sun - Canadian paper: 
>> 
>> 
>>   Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots 
>>   By Ian Robinson 
>>   Calgary Sun, November 14, 2004 
>> 
>>   In the wake of the U.S. presidential election -- in which I 
>>cheerfully took a Sun assistant city editor, who figured Senator 
>>John Kerry couldn't lose, for $10 (a quick pause to gloat here) 
>>Americans disenchanted with President George W. Bush's re-election 
>>romp back into the White House, continue to deluge the Canadian 
>>immigration website. 
>> 
>>   How anybody can be unhappy with the president's re-election is 
>>beyond me. 
>> 
>>   Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to 
>>simultaneously annoy France and Germany, not to mention those 
>>renowned deep, geopolitical thinkers, the Dixie Chicks, Bruce 
>>Springsteen, P-Diddy or whatever he's calling himself now, Gwynneth 
>>Paltrow and Ben Affleck. 
>> 
>>   (Interesting note about France: America invades Iraq without UN 
>>approval and America is portrayed as a barbarian striding across 
>>the world stage. Recently, France essentially invaded the Ivory 
>>Coast to protect its interests there ... without asking the UN 
>>squat. Just pointing out the hypocrisy.) 
>> 
>>   Plus, let's face it: France deserves to be annoyed by as many 
>>people as possible, as often as possible, if only for encouraging 
>>Jerry Lewis by telling him that he was a genius. 
>> 
>>   Not to mention for exporting snotty wine culture across the 
>>Atlantic so that otherwise reasonable North Americans have turned 
>>into cork-sniffing oenephiles -- although the word sounds like an 
>>exotic perversion, it just means wine-nerd -- who can actually say 
>>with a straight face: "This is a full-bodied Cabernet, rich with a 
>>full body tasting of plum, blackberry and leather cooked on an oak 
>>plank." 
>> 
>>   Anyway, the day after the U.S. election, 115,628 Americans 
>>checked out the site and those numbers haven't fallen off very 
>>much. 
>> 
>>   Before the election, some U.S. celebrities and numerous other 
>>Democrats vowed that they'd move to Canada if Bush were re-elected. 
>> 
>>   I hope I'm not alone in gently suggesting to those considering 
>>coming to Canada: Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots. 
>> 
>>   Particularly celebrities. Canada has suffered enough without 
>>having to put up with any of the Baldwin brothers or -- heaven 
>>forbid------ Barbra Streisand. 
>> 
>>   And frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael 
>>Moore. 
>> 
>>   Bad enough that Canada became a haven for the gutless wonders of 
>>the 1960s who fled the Vietnam draft. I sometimes think that the 
>>draft dodgers welcomed by the Trudeau government were a political 
>>virus that invaded our body politic, and we still suffer the 
>>lingering effects of that illness. 
>> 
>>   Our nation's preposterous pacifism, belief in nonsense such as 
>>"soft power" and fidelity to a morally bankrupt United Nations 
>>overrun with tin-pot dictators and other left-wing idiocies, may 
>>well be traceable back to the influx of thousands of the 
>>testosterone-challenged whose allegiance to country was superceded 
>>by their allegiance to smoking dope while trying to figure out the 
>>inner meaning of Beatles songs. 
>> 
>>   We have immigrants coming to this country who have been hunted 
>>from the air by murderous Islamofascists in Sudan. 
>> 
>>   Some new Canadians survived the atrocities in Rwanda or old 
>>Europe's final convulsions of genocide in the former Yugoslavia. 
>> 
>>   We have physicians from some parts of the world who are willing 
>>to throw away their prestige and power in their homelands for the 
>>privilege of driving a cab in Moose Jaw. 
>> 
>>   As a nation, we ought to welcome our share of people fleeing 
>>genuine oppression, and those willing to gamble everything to 
>>secure a safe and decent future for their families. 
>> 
>>   But welcome a bunch of spoiled brats willing to abandon their 
>>very nation because they don't like the man elected to be their 
>>leader for the next four years? 
>> 
>>   Geez, in my entire lifetime, there was maybe one prime minister 
>>I'd trust to run a street-corner hot dog stand -- the rest of them 
>>weren't fit for much more than compost -- but it never occurred to 
>>me to emigrate. 
>> 
>>   If we close our borders to anybody, it should be these fools. 
>>They'll be easy to screen out. 
>> 
>>   They'll be the ones who are whining 
>> 
>>     Jim and Sally 
>> 
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