1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with
vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans
the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and
letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after
shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent
to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The
alcohol cleanse s the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and
stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray
bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock
freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreezable ice pack for
aches, pain, or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed
lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee
filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered
cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for
two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water
and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.

12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw ski n as a local
anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons
crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee
filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.

15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let
set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the
bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.

16.. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your
chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. To remove cigarette smoke in your home or office mix one part
vodka and three parts water and spray the clothing, then launder
and let dry.

20. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove
the urushiol oil from your skin.

21. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums
to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

After reading this, can you believe that some people drink the
stuff?