1. Engaging in certain activities with friends of the same gender can make you feel awkward. Ask Paco.
2. College Co-eds are reluctant to get into your van when your invitation is “Would you like to be ass-raped?”.
3. Cans of Bud light float, unopened bottles of malt liquor don’t.
4. Watermelon rinds make funny hats and skip well of the wakes of moving boats.
5. Though growing up in Florida and being around boats for many years, Ray still has not grasp the appropriate time to work on a boat engine.
6. According to Ray and Ricky everything is only 10 minutes away by water, maybe 40 if you have to tack. (Actual time on a clock is several hours)
7. If you get home 24 hours late and your live in girlfriend bitches about mowing the grass, you are allowed to leave again.
8. When entering a convenience store always look around to make sure you aren’t about to slam the door on a van of the mentally retarded.
9. Fat chicks snore so f---ing LOUD!
10. High Country players, regardless of health, fitness or ability, will always play their asses off.