supposedly authored by Paul Rosenzweig,
president of the Potomac Referee Society.


10 Commandments of Rugby

1. Thou shalt not hesitate at the breakdown but be mighty to get your
rightful ball; for though it is written that the meek shall inherit the
earth it was a poor translation. The meek shall be trampled into the dirt.

2. Thou shalt not speak profanely of the Whistler, nor question the purity
of his birth, even though he be blind to transgressions by devils on the
other team at ruck and maul, and whistles them not.

3. Thou shalt not smite an opponent with a clenched fist, yeah, even in
retaliation; for it is written that the Whistler and the Flag Waver shall
assuredly miss the cowardly first punch and see the avenging second.
Believeth that what goeth around shall surely cometh, and verily, evil men
will be found at the bottom of rucks.

4. Thou should not kiss thy teammate on the mouth when he scores; for such
is an abomination unto God, especially kisses in tongues, unless you play
football with the round white ball and thus it is expected.

5. Thou shalt not take the Word of the Coach in vain, for blessed is the
Word of the Coach. Instead, wonder at his mighty wisdom and sticketh to His
Game Plan, lest the Coach acquaint you with his disciples coaching lower
grades.

6. Thou shalt not chip nor kick for touch if thou be a prop or wear any
jersey number below that of 7; for this is an abomination unto the Coach and
surely you will be His at training, perhaps everlasting.

7. Thou shalt not run across the field with ball in hand but runneth
straight; for it is written that the touchline is the best defender.

8. Thou shalt not kick the ball to thine enemies unless it bounceth; for the
Spirit of the Bounce of the Ball may cause confusion unto them, and if thy
heart be pure, make it bounceth back unto you.

9. Thou shalt not pass the ball to a teammate about to be smashed by the
mighty enemy unless he owes you money or has rodgered someone dear to your
heart, in which case all is forgiven.

10. Thou shalt not vomit on thy teammates after the game for this is unmanly
and they could do it unto you.