Last night in a heroic attempt to enter the annals of High Country Legend,
Bill Big Cheese Tracy fell tragically short in his attempt to consume 100
Slim Jims.

Coming strong out of the gate, he appeared to hit a mental barrier at about
55 Slim Jims. By 70 he had recovered and made another surge to hit 85. At
that point the limits of physical endurance began to take their toll.
Doggedly grinding through the next few handfuls with the determination we
have all come to admire on the rugby pitch, Cheese pulled to within 1 Slim
Jim of his goal of 100.

Then disaster struck! As the 99th Slim Jim went down, his body betrayed him.
A Vesuvial eruption dashed his hopes. Organic lava flowed in alarming
proportions. When later asked o comment Cheese said I got really scared. I
was puking so hard I couldn't breathe!

No word on his condition today.

Still, it was a noble attempt! 99 Slim Jims in just under 1.5 hours!
Congratulate him when you see him!

Or next culinary extravaganza will pit Tyler Centerfold Ahrens against the
4'11 waitress from MnAs in a head to head, who can eat the most Slim Jims
contest. (Tyler also boasts of being able to eat ten cans of Spam.)

Thanks to Mike & Angelo's, Gary Kent, Kurt, Tommy, The Old Boys and everyone
who made this event the entertainment extravaganza it became!!

Cheers!
Buddha