Emil Gullia
AKA: Big E, Lucky, E-hole
Position: Frequently a Center, Often a Utility Back, Considered Soft Sided Fat Back, Seen as a Slow Wing on TV, Aspirations of Flanker, Mind of a 12 year old
Height: 5’ 9 7/8”
Weight: Varies depending on the season and the lunar cycle
Hometown: Presently Atlanta, GA-subject to change depending on future habitation
Former Clubs: University of Cincinnati, Memphis Old #7, Pittsburgh RFC, High Country RFC, Reserved for the Arkansas All Stars, Waivered on MOB (Miscalculated Odd Balls), Red Shirted for Elvis at Aspen, Cleared of all Crimes, CTFO, American Motorcycling Association